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06/28/2000 1:06 am
What's the stupidest name of a band you've ever had to play in?
Mine is Didi Doo Wah and the Mother****ers.

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Uncle Istvan
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06/28/2000 1:40 am
The Sunday School Drop-outs (a horrid punk cover band) or XXX-treme, the name my current band changed to for a school talent show (we were previously The Madly Flailing Porno Cow, my personal favorite, but are now becoming fairly well known around Olympia, WA as Concave.)
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06/28/2000 3:06 am
How about you guys suggest some stupid names?
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06/28/2000 4:29 am
'Live Lobsters' cause the owner of the restaurant didn't want to change his sign.

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06/28/2000 4:59 am
Woody and the Bush Boppers.
That which you can not cure,
you must endure!
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Buzz
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06/28/2000 7:53 pm
Homer's DOH !!!
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06/28/2000 10:44 pm
Anal Relief, Anal ****, Anal Intruders.

Horrible names!
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07/05/2000 8:44 pm
ET was Gay, Feline Lukemia, 22 orange apples
3cents a blow, god damn mo f*ckers,

hehe

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07/08/2000 2:58 am
I have quite a few, Uncle Bob's Roadhouse Shack, Wide Right Turn, Half-pound dogs, Smelt Pigs. (The latter two are forms of industrial waste)
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07/08/2000 5:07 am
hows about "Fecal Matter and the Corn Looking Stuff You Can't Rmember Eating?"
You'll notice that I'm sticking with "The BoccƩ Waggon," it's about the best name I'm good for.
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07/08/2000 7:21 am
Well here's one........uh,
BUTTHOLE SURFERS. These guys would like to surf a butthole or something, I guess.
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07/11/2000 6:34 pm
Some rapper calls himself "Fu Schnickens". That's got to be the stupidist thing I've ever heard.

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07/12/2000 2:39 am
I actually had to listen to a band called "How Now Brown Cow" once.

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07/26/2000 5:19 am
Sum ov those names are pretty bl**dy stupid!!
In high school, our bands name was "Boddersnyke" it was totally gay! Dunno who thought of it, but they should be shot!
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07/29/2000 6:08 am
I dont know about u guys, but i like practically all of them names u put... i dont see much diffrence from what u posted to bands out there now...

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07/30/2000 4:56 am
actually, my high school band that never actually ever did anything was called "The Spastic A**holes." We had one song, it basicly consisted of the drummer alternately banging away on the drums and screaming "SEX" at the top of his lungs.
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07/30/2000 4:59 am
And now that I think back, I recall the Presidents of the Untited States of America were called "Pure Frosting" for a few minutes... Now THAT is a cool name.
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07/31/2000 4:13 am
how about Rocket Taco, Fuel Injected Love Crickets, YoYomah quarter pound beef, nickel for a pickle, big bowl of beans, Coconut Crack Whackers, Albino Meat Pod, Poison Monkey Boner, and finally My IQ test came back negative. beat those stupid band names. I played Lead or Rhythem Guitar in actual bands w/ those names.
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07/31/2000 11:21 am
Ok heres mine, Back Street Boys, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Chillie Powda(That really is a name of a rapper) Ice T, Ice Tray, Ice Cube, Kid Rock, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach. Bands today need to think of some better names, And be original... And yes Korn is not original, Coal Chamber came first. Korn even thanked Coal, on there first album ...

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07/31/2000 5:29 pm
That sounds alot more like a flame than anything else. Granted that I like none of those bands outside of the Foo Fighters 1st album, I try not to let my opinion on other bands become an excuse for a rant.
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