Vai, Malmsteen, or Satch?
Vai MAY have better chops...Satch MAY be a better musician...Malmsteen may be unoriginal....BUT...who would win in a fist fight? I think Vai would win ...Satch doesn't seem like he would do well in a fight and I think Vai kick Malmsteen's ass.
# 1
I'm afraid I must disagree again my friend. Vai incredibly lanky and scrawny and if he plays 15 hours a day probably doesn't have too much muscle.
Satch is in better shape I think... but Yngwie would definately win, because that guy is really tubby! Have you seen any pictures of him lately? He'd just through his weight around and kick ass.
Satch is in better shape I think... but Yngwie would definately win, because that guy is really tubby! Have you seen any pictures of him lately? He'd just through his weight around and kick ass.
# 2
hahaha...very true...I was at an Yngwie concert....and he was sitting down playing "black star" ...the crowd was like "STAND UP YNGWIE....STAND UP!"....so he stands up...and all his fat just started sagging and people were liek "SIT DOWN YNGWIE...SIT DOWN!"
# 3
I'm sorry once again, but at 280 pounds and 6'4, I can whup their sorry asses all at the same time...
# 4
Satch is definitely in better shape. I bet he's really a Shaolin warrior monk in disguise. He's got the Zen thing going on, plus the shaved head.
# 5
Vai dressed like a lady all the time, but yngwie has the most ugly make up in the world... They are too much in the "We are 80's and we are gay" style so i dont think anyone of them can fight..
Satch on the other hand has that "dont mess me with me" look and style.. I think satriani can kick their assed without any problems...
Satch on the other hand has that "dont mess me with me" look and style.. I think satriani can kick their assed without any problems...
"They think im crazy..
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It is I who am mad.."
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but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
ren hoek
# 6