"Not today my good man. I feel hot, I think i gonna buy it..
Do you accept CASH???"

One day when i'll be rich somehow thats what im going to do in the music shop :)

but seriously somehow 99% of the salers are lamers. i dont know why but it seems to me that they are all failures in music and their only way to get around all those guitars and to look like they are good is to work in a shop. They always talk to you as if you were asking some realy obvious question and they are the gods of guitar that due to some reason have to deal with your bull****.
I hate to play in shops because no matter what will you play there will be dozens of 10 yod metal heads who will look at you like they are ten times better because they can play enter sandman while all the amp registers are turned to the maximum, and there are all the salesmen who will respect you only if you can play every hendrix srv and blackmore's song without a single mistake