lol.... I go in looking like a total bumb.... then wait for the salesguy to start showing off and treating me like he wants me to leave as soon as possible.
Then I ask to play the most expensive guitar in the place and the best amp....I **** around pretending like I don't have a clue and then as soon as he leaves I rip out all kindsa 8 fingertapping stuff, shred etc....
then stop and go back to acting like a dick again.

Just fun on a boring night with nothing to do