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James8831
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04/04/2002 1:16 pm
http://www.daisyrock.com/

LMFAO (twice).

I'd LOVE to see Sabbath or Metallica get up and play those things...
:)
Accuracy,you say? hmm interesting concept..
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04/04/2002 2:13 pm
..yeah.. and they should be dressed up in a pink ballet dress... and than they should dance the Swan`s lake.... :)
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04/04/2002 8:06 pm
heheheh...as much as i hate to admit it, the black one looks cool... heheh..
Mustangs: look cool, sound like crap... too harsh for my tastes
edit: ugh... the flower guitars are mingin..

[Edited by educatedfilm on 04-04-2002 at 02:16 PM]
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04/05/2002 12:52 am
that would be a little more scary than funny if you think about it. which im not going to. NO! IM NOT! NNNOOOOO

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dan bangs head on table
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04/08/2002 8:09 pm
Fender makes several short scale models still, and actually, most Gibsons are short scale.

But I agree - guitars aren't marketed to women. Now maybe it's the guy in me who wants bells, whistles, and most importantly, lots and lots of gadjets, but those guitars seem pretty lame. No cutaway? One pickup? Bolt on necks? It seems that smaller size and "feminine" shapes are ALL they're marketing; not quality.
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04/08/2002 8:19 pm
Heres a think...maybe girls are smart enough not to spend multiple hundreds of dollars on a hunk of wood from a sweatshop in saigon...oh well...their loss :D
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04/08/2002 10:28 pm
:D... lol.. nice way to think about it...
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04/09/2002 2:17 am
dan wakes up

why am i still here? oh yeah. good point. maybe i shouldnt have bought one... lol, jk. really.
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04/09/2002 3:09 am
It's kind of funny...the company targets their marketing at girls under 13 years old, and I bet that not a single purhase has been made from them by a person in that catagory. They probably sell a lot to punk bands like mine own would be had we a punk drummer or to people that just want to make others go "What the f!?"

The scary thing is that the company actually sells enough of those guitars to have stayed in buisness for a while...I remember first seeing adds for their stuff about a year ago but not thinking much of it because I figured on them hitting rock bottom in a month.
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04/09/2002 8:51 am
even cars marketed for women are just smaller things,nothing else.I dunno,maybe a house wouln't look feminine,whatever that is.I think people still have the mentality that women ought to be submissive and stuff,and sbmissive people can't own things that are bigger or vroomier than you,can they?

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04/09/2002 1:00 pm
Originally posted by kingdavid
even cars marketed for women are just smaller things,nothing else.I dunno,maybe a house wouln't look feminine,whatever that is.I think people still have the mentality that women ought to be submissive and stuff,and sbmissive people can't own things that are bigger or vroomier than you,can they?


For the most part you're probably right. :(
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04/09/2002 9:20 pm
Originally posted by kingdavid
...I think people still have the mentality that women ...can't own things that are bigger or vroomier than you,can they?
Hooo, boy... :) If I absolutely had to get crosstown in the absolute minimum time, there's only one other driver that I would choose. Sheused to drive for a courrier service!
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04/12/2002 8:27 am
And if you've watched WWf wrestling,don't forget that "chick",Chyna.
Weaker sex,huh?
No way I'm marrying a chick who can kick my butt.Nut then again,she might come in handy in afight or something.I magine how good it would feel,some guy starts some beef wiht your chick,then she handles him herself,and you're just there,watching,acting like when the guys are really tough,that's when you come in,otherwise this is small time for you.Too small time,your girl can handle it.:D
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04/12/2002 6:26 pm
I have a feeling that Chyna could handle guys that would be considered very "big time" to you. There is something so very male about this forum, not that that's a problem or anything.....
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