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Psycho Amram
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03/25/2002 11:15 am
i heard this thing yesterday on the radio:
it has been proved that if a horde of termites attack a log they will finish it in known time but when the same horde attacks similar log while Iron Maiden is played in the background they will finish it three times faster!

I knew metal is good but i never suspected that!
God sent meat,
and the Devil sent cooks.

Excuse me while i keep this eye
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Azrael
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03/25/2002 12:21 pm
so you shouldnt listen to Heavy Metal when having... *cough*...
*LOL*

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[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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Bardsley
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03/25/2002 12:41 pm
What, you were doing that? I mean, it's not exactly the kind of mood that I'd go in for....
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".
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Azrael
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03/25/2002 6:31 pm
hmm.. i guess Rabbits must be die hard metal fans *LOL*

[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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03/25/2002 9:08 pm
Maybe it doesn't make you work faster, maybe it just make you hungry?

Do you know that story? A scientist has a trained flea, he tells it to jumps, and it does. Then he takes a tweezer and rips the flea's legs. He tells it to jump again, and of course it doesn't. So he takes his favorite pen and writes in his research book "when you rip a flea's legs, it becomes deaf"
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Incidents Happen
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Incidents Happen
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03/25/2002 11:10 pm
is it possible that maybe there were different sets of termites, you know?
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Azrael
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03/25/2002 11:52 pm
*LOL*

yeah

terminatorites type "hasta la vista baby"
and
terminatorites 2000

*L*

or the second set of termites had an aversion against iron maiden and tried to finish their work faster to escape *LOL*

:D

[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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03/26/2002 1:55 am
or the second set of termites had an aversion against iron maiden and tried to finish their work faster to escape *LOL*

i wouldnt be suprized

:)
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Azrael
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03/26/2002 9:48 am
Originally posted by Incidents Happen
or the second set of termites had an aversion against iron maiden and tried to finish their work faster to escape *LOL*

i wouldnt be suprized

:)


WHAT??? HOW CAN U DARE!! HERESY!!

*pulls out his holy water*

Be gone!

BWAHAHAHA

MAIDEN ROCKS!

:D

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[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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river
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03/26/2002 4:08 pm
oh great . another 'my music's better n yer music'
thread.
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Azrael
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03/26/2002 7:40 pm
it is up to you to read it or not - and it is up to everyone else to post such a thread or not

[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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03/26/2002 8:06 pm
I totally agree with River, that kind of thread leads to nothing good...
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Azrael
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03/26/2002 8:32 pm
depends on what u make of it - look closer to what i posted - was it a "your music sucks" comment? or a "my music is better than yours comment? No it wasnt - it was meant to be fun and nothing else - and dammit - if i like a certain band then i have the right to say so.

[Edited by Azrael on 03-26-2002 at 02:38 PM]

[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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03/26/2002 11:13 pm
yeah azzie.ya just think yer smart cuz yer registered.
lol
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03/27/2002 12:14 am
What Azrael wrote was in perfectly good humour, there's no reason to get uptight about it.
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".
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Metalmanbc
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03/27/2002 6:21 am
Originally posted by Azrael
depends on what u make of it - look closer to what i posted - was it a "your music sucks" comment? or a "my music is better than yours comment? No it wasnt - it was meant to be fun and nothing else - and dammit - if i like a certain band then i have the right to say so.

[Edited by Azrael on 03-26-2002 at 02:38 PM]


Im with ya 169% on this one.

MAIDEN RULEZ!


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Azrael
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03/27/2002 11:27 am
YAAY
*raises hands in victory*

I love you guys! *ROTFL*

:D :D :D

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[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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03/27/2002 11:29 pm
I just know I'm about to embarass myself here... Whazzat?
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03/28/2002 12:02 am
"Rolling on the floor laughing."

One of many many "AOL-isms" found floating around the net these days.
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