one day my friend the guitar tricks tibe will suddenly turn against you, and you will be cast out... This is the begining of the moderator initation ritual... You must now survive the next 3 days, no help from any one (no food, no water, only what you can steal), deal with abuse (including physical violence)... keep alert, dont sleep freind, they get you in your sleep... many who begin do not finish...
once you have survived these 3 days, you will have earned your"colours", and will be taken in with Pride as a MODERATOR and a brother in arms... against any trouble making moron, who comes along and says "[anything you can possibly think of] sucks! You all suck... f*** You!"..

or alternatively you could hang around, and wait till jon posts something like "moderator vacancy".. and send him an e-mail...