numerous occasions of riding various japanese motorcycles under various intoxicants (don't get me started..),ripping a car park barrier off,punching metal signs,riding bicycles on the pavement stoned,pissing on things,putting mopeds on bonfires,waking up in your bedroom -with all your clothes in the kitchen-, waking up saying "who the hell are you and where the hell am I" and other equally moronic and juvenille things count?? If so then I was a rock'n'roll teenager [all i can remember from 1983 was ZZ Top videos,HIC!], I may have been worse in my twenties :)

Do NOT try this at home kids

In the 80's my middle name was LUCKY

, and always try to remember that a twin cylinder motorcyle should have both spark plugs screwed into the head.. not just one..even when you are sober, oh and always remember to put the nut on the front wheel spindle. :D