There's a street in the Chinatown part of San Francisco that is so steep that it has stairs on both sides of the road. At the top of the hill, the street is blocked off with a concrete barrier to keep cars from entering from the cross-street.

D'ya know, if you sit on that barrier, facing downhill with your fly open and your dork hangin'out, your piss will run all the way down the hill, and the cops in the car that stop to look at you from the cross-street, will think you're just sittin' there? :eek: