Rask, I can see this guy sitting in the background (maybe shades of Marlon Brando in Apacolypse Now), saying things like "man, don't get me started on the establishment. Those pansy moderators wouldn't know experience if it came up and and bit them on the a**. - sighs, wiping three day stubble - I might not have some cushy title, but I know more about the insides of a late 60s Vox AC30 than these guys could dream about...
And so on, I tend to develop little scenes like this someitmes...
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".