lol i hear ya. i have a couple of mutts myself.
my girlfriend just bought me a fender strat 50th ann.
it was a collectable gift. after playing it a couple times
thats what got me started back playing again.
this guitar is flawless. not a single hint of a scratch on it nowhere.
its burnt orange with a silver pearl pickguard and inlays.
man if i could just let you play it for 5 minutes. this thing
is so dang sweet. has the nashville noiseless pickups.
the tone of those pups is sweet, i couldnt believe it.
they dont care for the hardness of my boss heavy metal
pedal though. i need to find something they can really sing with.