laid up like Jimmy Stewart in that Hitchcock story
don't get around much anymore
Least I'm not watchin a hideous crime
but I can't go seekin no love or glory
Just gimme a ride to the pain pill store
I guess I'll pick up the old git box
Maybe inspiration will strike me soon
They say hard times inspired great art
I'm enrolled in the school of hard knocks
So that should make for a creative boon
But all I want to do is let fly with a fart
Etc.... (my apologies to everyone that had the misfortune to read that).