Originally Posted by: RazboSo, I know this girl. Stratocastina is her name. And I am attracted to her. I didn't used to be, I thought she was like all the others and people just made too much of a fuss about her. She looked pretty fine and all, but...meh. Just another pretty face, right?

Then she came to my place and I started getting to know her better and I fell in love. Trouble is, she just doesn't treat me right at all. Always sending me mixed messages. One day we'll be getting along just great, and I could want no other, willing to give up my friends Les, Paul & Gibby and spend all my time with her... But then, she'll just turn around and put everything in the way of our relationship.

In frustration, I ignore her and return to my old friends for comfort. We have a great time, but every time I see Stratocastina, I am again drawn to her. Eventually I crumble, and again cast aside my good friends, spending time only with Stratocastina, although I know it will likely end in frustration once more.

Like the last time I had her out. I was trying to gently guide her on the Bridge, and she kept sticking things in the way between us. Her reproach was Volumous and I didn't like her Tone. She Switches moods so that it gets in the way. So annoying! I don't know why I am so attracted to her. She seems to like me, too, but on some days I just don't know her at all.

Loving her is like an art unto itself. Dear Abby, I don't know what to do!