girls

Try with Don't Cry (G'N'R) or Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin) maybe Californication (RHCP) or something like that

Chicks love slow songs.

Good luck :)

Originally posted by PonyOne
the lyrics to the butt trumpet song (i'm ugly & i don't know why) the lead singer's a woman but you could switch stuff around to suit being a guy.

i was walking home from school one day
when i saw danny standing there
i tried to show him my dirty underwear
he showed me his
still nothing could compare

then he said
you're ugly
what the f--- gave birth to you?
you're ugly
and i bet your mommy is too
you're ugly
man, what's with that do?
you're ugly because you're ugly

y'know,
i kinda wonder when i think back to those days
why did all the boys get scared & run away?
so i looked in the mirror
to see if it was true
and my reflection looked at me
like it was scared too

and it said
you're ugly
what the f--- gave birth to you?
you're ugly
and i bet your mommy is too
you're ugly
man, what's with that do?
you're ugly because you're ugly
let me tell you guys a little story bout my second grade love. his name was danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaids & toughskins. And every day i'd go and meet him after class and this one day these three little girls came out right before he did. this one girl named heidi weller had a handful of pumpkin seeds so i said "lemme see your pumpkin seeds" & she said no. so i grabbed her hand and said "LEMME SEE THOSE PUMPKIN SEEDS NOW B----" and i looked at them, and she's written danny irving's name on each & every one of those damn pumpkin seeds and i said "HEY B----, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND! WHY'D YOU WRITE MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME ON YOUR DAMN PUMPKIN SEEDS? I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR F------G A-- B----!" and you know what she had the nerve to say to me? she said

you're ugly
what the f--- gave birth to you?
you're ugly
and i bet your mommy is too
you're ugly
man, what's with that do?
you're ugly because you're ugly

and then i told her to turn around & bend over & put another c---- on her a--.

holy @!#!$ those lyrics are @#!$$'d up. I think I will stick with my good ole' clean dead ly rics.

That song "My Girl" that has been called a Nirvana song is actually a song that Nirvana covered...it is originally by a blues guitarist named Lead Belly (or something like that)

download Blackbird by The Beatles, it's slow and sweet, trust me, it work for a ****-face like me.

Originally posted by PonyOne
I could post the lyrics to "Crippled Children Suck" or "What's This S--- Called Love?" by the Meatmen, but I'll hold off then...

And that's not even getting into Seth Putnam territory - which is probably for the better.

Originally posted by Dimitrivich
it is originally by a blues guitarist named Lead Belly

yes it is he was Kurts favorite preformer

uhhhh.....i dont mean to sound dumb but why dont you just flat out ask her out? whats so friggin hard about asking a girl out? sure, the guitar method is romantic, but....ok never mind i should shut up

oh oh oh....i just thought of something...
you can play green day's good riddance (time of your life) but change the lyrics to something like, "i'll be the time of your life" or something like that. this reply is being written on the fly so that little lyric may sound wack but take my advice and change the lyrics so it doesnt sound like youre telling her to cheat on you or sumtin

good luck and good riddance (pun intended)