Originally posted by Hootayah
That's nothing... I heard John Denver could play eruption with one hand, make breakfast and fly a plane a the same time while curing cancer and solving pi to 212 places!!

From a game downloadable from Primus' web page who's name this board will turn into "****:"

"Though fond of getting drunk and flying air planes, Primus has never covered "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver."

Also, my guitarist pretended to be John Denver back from the dead and played for me a live rendition of "Leaving on a Jet Plane" with his acoustic on his radio show the night before I left to go to Washington DC. Cool, huh?