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Kevin Taylor
Guitar Tricks Instructor
Joined: 03/05/00
Posts: 4,722
Kevin Taylor
Guitar Tricks Instructor
Joined: 03/05/00
Posts: 4,722
06/15/2008 9:38 pm
Fat chicks don't need phones. Nobody ever calls them. They just have to slap their flab and it creates low frequencies that only other fat people can hear. That's how they communicate.