Guitars:
Squier Strat
Yamaha AE500
Sigma something-or-other (I don't have it with me at the moment, but it's the acoustic I use)
Amps:
Fender Frontman 25R
Fender FM212R
Effects:
Boss PW-10 V-Wah
Digitech Whammy
Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss DS-1 Distortion
EHX Small Clone
EHX Big Muff Pi
Random crap:
Behringer XM500 or something (mic)
Boss Micro BR (awesome little recording device)
A mixture of Planet Waves and cheapo cables
Behringer HPM1000 (crappy headphones)
Koss UR-15C (slightly better headphones)
Audacity
Some crummy Yamaha Keyboard