Would you consider using a mix of pedals to get the sound you want instead of changing pups? It just seems to me you have a tall order there in what you want. What happened to the DiMarzio site? I could swear they used to give you a sound demo of their pickups.

I've heard good things about the Fender noiseless; at least you don't get the hum as you do on the older Fenders- but you've ruled that out. That's why I'm thinking maybe go the pedal route- may be overall cheaper.