Originally Posted by: PsalmcasterSo, I'm new here, just signed up for Guitar Tricks today. I'm just wanting to introduce myself and tell about good ol' me. I live in Chesnee, SC which is in the upstate/foothills area near NC. I'm more of a singer and songwriter than a guitar player, but I've played for years and I also learned bass about 2 years ago. I am a sold out Christian who tries to do nothing but pursue Christ every day, even when I fail miserably sometimes. I lead worship for Frontline Church and also preach/teach. I am in pursuit of my ordination as a minister in the Wesleyan Church. I've been married 8 years, no kids yet. I like to tinker with pawn shop guitars and re-paint them. I'm an avid MMA and pro wrestling fan. I used to wrestle for an indy wrestling company. I am a Loss Prevention Agent with Old Navy. I call it the fashion police. I love to watch The Office. Get the DVD sets, they rock. I hope to elevate my skill level on here. Not sure how the whole Online learning will be versus an instructor, but $85.00 a month at my local store is not feasable right now. I am optimistic, and hope all will go well. Also, I love to meet new folks on these forums, so holler at me...

Well...Welcome aboard.


Loss Prevention Agent. Store Detective.... one of the guys who sneaks around the store pretending he's a customer but any idiot can tell he's a store detective because of the way he acts.

How to spot a store detective.... wait until closing time and watch the back room. Every one of them rushes there after work.
Or it's the guy who pretends he just happens to be in the same place you are all the time.

How to have fun with store detectives.... pretend to put stuff in your pocket and then walk really fast through the store. Then give him crap when he stops you. Or wait until he's not waiting for it and stand right behind him breathing on his neck.

Sorry..... I love screwing around with store detectives. It's fun making em run around in circles.