She's back in again


Kevin Taylor
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06/09/2007 3:39 am
45 days this time.
Oh happy day. :)
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z0s0_jp
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06/09/2007 4:23 am

"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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06/09/2007 11:19 am
Three cheers for the judge... :)
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06/09/2007 3:25 pm
You guys shouldn't like, care. You're only making her stronger. Everyone knows the only way to really get rid of her is to put her as far from your consciousness as you can.
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06/09/2007 4:31 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckYou guys shouldn't like, care. You're only making her stronger. Everyone knows the only way to really get rid of her is to put her as far from your consciousness as you can.



Wait a second. I thought the only way to get rid of her was to sprinkle salt on her and watch her shrivel up. No, wait. That's a snail. Sorry. My mistake. Carry on. :p
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06/09/2007 9:19 pm
um....did I miss an inside joke or something? Who is she ?
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06/09/2007 10:00 pm
Originally Posted by: hunter1801um....did I miss an inside joke or something? Who is she ?


I didn't know at first either. But its Paris Hilton.
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06/10/2007 1:32 am
Poor Girl. Let's hope that the Judge never gets a DUI......... She will ruin him and will probably pay anything to find him a boyfriend...........
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06/10/2007 5:03 am
Originally Posted by: hunter60Wait a second. I thought the only way to get rid of her was to sprinkle salt on her and watch her shrivel up. No, wait. That's a snail. Sorry. My mistake. Carry on. :p



LOL....
I'd feel sorry for her but.... that snooty attitude of hers for the last few years has made me feel like punching her in her wonky eyed face so it's a kinda perverse pleasure to see her crying her eyes out in the back of a cop car.
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06/10/2007 12:32 pm
Originally Posted by: schmange ... punching her in her wonky eyed face ...



This may be my new favorite quote... LOL.

Yeah, like you, I got a little perverse joy when I saw the photos of her crying in the back of the cop car. I'm sorry but I just don't get it. Is she hot? I mean, money can make anyone look good (as a matter of fact, I'm hellbent on accumulating as much cash as possible in an effort to prove that point.. :) ) but I just don't see it. And you know, even if she is hot, her rotten attitude and complete disregard for anyone or anything other than herself makes it hard not to see her with anything other than complete contempt and disgust.

But maybe that's just me.
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06/10/2007 1:19 pm
i have a hot friend that has an attitude like fresh manure...she's proud of it too..but i think at least she's more intelliegent than paris...then again ive never met paris
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06/10/2007 4:44 pm
She's a sorry excuse for a human being, but I think she's being used here in a turf battle between the judge and the Sheriff's Department.
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06/10/2007 5:37 pm
I dunno whether it's an act or not. Like... Nicole Ritchie at least appears half decently inteligent and can carry on a normal conversation (judging by the times I've seen her on various talk shows etc)... but Paris... she just sits there like a lump going "That's hot..."

I think she needs a dose of reality to bring her down to earth.
I mean like... gimme a break. She's in a jail cell with 3 square meals a day... writing utensils, a toilet and a bed.
Hell... compared to some of the places I was stuck in on the road she's living in paradise.
Try staying in a hotel room with fleas and crabs and just enough room for a bed and a side table... with a train going by outside that's so close the whole room shakes... and a door that won't close because a construction crew is making renovations and has 2X4's sticking out past your bed and out the door.
That and having to keep your food on the windowsil outside to keep it cold cause there's no fridge and living on Mac and Cheese for 2 months... heated up on a hot plate.
Hell man... she's got it good compared to some of the places I stayed in.
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06/10/2007 8:43 pm
I'd marry her...............
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06/10/2007 9:03 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeI dunno whether it's an act or not. Like... Nicole Ritchie at least appears half decently inteligent and can carry on a normal conversation (judging by the times I've seen her on various talk shows etc)... but Paris... she just sits there like a lump going "That's hot..."

I think she needs a dose of reality to bring her down to earth.
I mean like... gimme a break. She's in a jail cell with 3 square meals a day... writing utensils, a toilet and a bed.
Hell... compared to some of the places I was stuck in on the road she's living in paradise.
Try staying in a hotel room with fleas and crabs and just enough room for a bed and a side table... with a train going by outside that's so close the whole room shakes... and a door that won't close because a construction crew is making renovations and has 2X4's sticking out past your bed and out the door.
That and having to keep your food on the windowsil outside to keep it cold cause there's no fridge and living on Mac and Cheese for 2 months... heated up on a hot plate.
Hell man... she's got it good compared to some of the places I stayed in.

I loathe Paris, but at least you can leave those living conditions when you want Schmange...go get a six pack and try to forget your living situation...I have been in solitary confinement and I would take crabs, no fridge and the lot over solitary.
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06/10/2007 11:47 pm
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpI loathe Paris, but at least you can leave those living conditions when you want Schmange...go get a six pack and try to forget your living situation...I have been in solitary confinement and I would take crabs, no fridge and the lot over solitary.

Why were you in solitary?
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06/11/2007 12:29 am
in jail for drugs and assault...in solitary once for fighting and another time..not sure why, probably due to overcrowding p.s. just got 5 years clean off dope and have not been to jail since I quit. Go figure :rolleyes: Alone for weeks in an 8x8 cell sucks.
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06/12/2007 7:43 am
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpin jail for drugs and assault...in solitary once for fighting and another time..not sure why, probably due to overcrowding p.s. just got 5 years clean off dope and have not been to jail since I quit. Go figure :rolleyes: Alone for weeks in an 8x8 cell sucks.

Congrads on the 5 years, quite an accomplishment and a new look on life I'm sure. Many others can't say that.
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06/13/2007 11:11 am
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpin jail for drugs and assault...in solitary once for fighting and another time..not sure why, probably due to overcrowding p.s. just got 5 years clean off dope and have not been to jail since I quit. Go figure :rolleyes: Alone for weeks in an 8x8 cell sucks.
I was in and out of jail alot when I was younger, But most people grow wise and quit getting into trouble. Glad you see the light. Welcome to FREEDOM!
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