heh... that look on her face on the awards show was priceless.

Hell, man... I spent more time in jail for not paying a parking ticket than she did. I had to sit in a sweat box about 4X4 ft for 24 hours then spend all day in a jail cell just so I could get released on my own recognisance.
I didn't even get to eat cause some scumbag old guy stole my sandwich.