I always found that ugly fat chicks were attracted to me. Probably cause I was being myself instead of trying to impress her.
So now, whenever I meet a girl I think is georgious, I pretend she's an ugly fat chick with a wart on her nose. When she's not around I call her "Fug Face".
Then when she's around I'm not uptight anymore.

Unfortunately, I still attract the ugly fat chicks.

(and yeah... I'm shallow and a typical male who only likes young tight blondes with nice bodies and a cute face... so sue me.)