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that looks totally fake in those pics...in the backhoe pis the hog looks regular size :rolleyes:
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I think it's 2 different hogs from 2 different incidents.
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# 2
Originally Posted by: DAMAGED ONETwo words, Photo Shop! :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Too bad Photoshop is 1 word...
[QUOTE=Drew77]One of the pictures on the site everyone is clearly standing quite a ways behind the hog, perhaps trying to play that old camera trick to make it seem very large comparatively, however it is clear they are back a ways.
Thats due to the length of the pig itself. If you notice, they are kneeling at its "rear", which would be 9-10 ft back.
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Originally Posted by: hunter1801Too bad Photoshop is 1 word...Two! Photo is one word and Shop is one word 1+1=3 :p
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
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Gosh.. I had lobster tonight... it was absolutely delicious.
Some people were telling me that the best way to cook lobster was to put it in a pot of cold water and warm it up slowly so that the animal doesn't suffer.
But I figure, hey... I paid for this thing...I should be allowed to do what I want.
First I held it above a pot of boiling water and let it look at it for a couple of seconds... then I took it aside and fed it a little and stroked it and petted it.
Then I took it over to the boiling water again just so it could look at it.
I took it back and played with it some more and actually discovered there was a little animal intelligence in there. It was reacting to me feeding it and actually getting affectionate with me.
Anyways... I took it over to the boiling water and lowered it down so that it could take a good look at the steam rising. Then I dipped one of his claws in the water.
Hah.. you shoulda seen him.. he was so happy he was jumping around.
I decided..hmm... my tummy is rumbling... time to eat.
So I took Fred (my lobster) over to the boiling water and made him look at it again... then I slowly lowered it into the water (actually I pulled it out a few times to look it in the eyes cause it was so cute)... then I just dumped it in the water and later had the most amazing meal I've ever had.
Like holy crap that lobster... I mean 'Fred' was delicious.
Anyways... my take on things is... I paid good money for Fred, so I have the right to do with him what I wish no matter what anybody thinks.
And for my money, a Fred is so much more delicious when it's been tortured for a few hours before scalding it in a pot of boiling water.
mmm.... I need some butter.
Know what... I feel like a barbecue this afternoon.
Where the hell is Bessie anyways?
Some people were telling me that the best way to cook lobster was to put it in a pot of cold water and warm it up slowly so that the animal doesn't suffer.
But I figure, hey... I paid for this thing...I should be allowed to do what I want.
First I held it above a pot of boiling water and let it look at it for a couple of seconds... then I took it aside and fed it a little and stroked it and petted it.
Then I took it over to the boiling water again just so it could look at it.
I took it back and played with it some more and actually discovered there was a little animal intelligence in there. It was reacting to me feeding it and actually getting affectionate with me.
Anyways... I took it over to the boiling water and lowered it down so that it could take a good look at the steam rising. Then I dipped one of his claws in the water.
Hah.. you shoulda seen him.. he was so happy he was jumping around.
I decided..hmm... my tummy is rumbling... time to eat.
So I took Fred (my lobster) over to the boiling water and made him look at it again... then I slowly lowered it into the water (actually I pulled it out a few times to look it in the eyes cause it was so cute)... then I just dumped it in the water and later had the most amazing meal I've ever had.
Like holy crap that lobster... I mean 'Fred' was delicious.
Anyways... my take on things is... I paid good money for Fred, so I have the right to do with him what I wish no matter what anybody thinks.
And for my money, a Fred is so much more delicious when it's been tortured for a few hours before scalding it in a pot of boiling water.
mmm.... I need some butter.
Know what... I feel like a barbecue this afternoon.
Where the hell is Bessie anyways?
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If you get some serious intestinal distress later, that's Fred getting you back! :D
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When I go catfishing at the lake I first cover the sharp hook with some food to hide the pending torture and when the foolish fish bites down I drag it to me and whack it on the head peel off all the skin cut off some stuff and fry baby fry.
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
# 8
Schmange, that was the greatest stuff I've read in a while.
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# 9
Originally Posted by: schmangeyeah... what kind of idiot gives an 11 year old kid a .50 calibre revolver to kill an innocent animal for no reason.
that is the GAYEST thing i've ever herd!!!
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Originally Posted by: skin o my teeththat is the GAYEST thing i've ever herd!!!
... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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obviously you have never "herd" this
the gayest thing you will ever hear
the gayest thing you will ever hear
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 12
Originally Posted by: jeffhxi love schmange :D
...and I love you too, food. I mean jeff.. sorry man, I'm really hungry
# 13
Originally Posted by: schmange... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Of course not, Jerry.
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