My answers are in white so they want spoil it for anyone who doesn't want to see them (not saying they're right though :rolleyes: )

1. Two men are playing chess. Each won the same number of games (5) out of all 5 games they played. No draws. How can you figure this? they weren't playing each other

2. A man is living in New York. Why can't he be buried west of the Mississippi River? because he's still alive?

3. A man builds a house in which all four walls have southern exposure. A big bear wanders by. What color is the bear? White polar bear?

4. If you take two apples from a man with three apples, what do you have left? 2 apples

5. There are 17 sheep. If all but nine dies, how many sheep will be left? 9