Jesus jholly, 660 bucks isn't that much? you realize that the cop was being incredibly gracious right? By the book you probably should have been arrested and held for the night in the drunk tank, then they would have taken your license away for a few years, I don't know what sorta fines they hand out after that but jesus. The system certainly didn't bite you in the ass. If your gonna get wasted and drive at least don't get pissed when you get caught please, it's not like your being treated unfairly. You can't go around being incredibly selfish and expect sympathy for what you get your return on it, particularly in your case where you got of fairly easy.

It should also be said that paris isn't being sent to jail for a suspended license she is being sent there for violating her parole. But whatever, who cares if paris hilton goes to jail sounds like she deserves it, I swear to god that hollywood was created to distract people from the important things going on in this country.