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the fool
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the fool
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07/23/2007 8:40 pm
Here's my thought(s) for today :)

Ever wonder what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings when we have bosses ask us to give more than 100%. What makes up more than 100% in life?

I used the age old "gematria" to find the answer to the age old question: "What does it mean to give more than 100%"

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will definitely get you there, BUT it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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