Here you go. (The reason we have tooth picks is because of beavers.)
Think real hard now.. :D
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
Thought For The Day
Each day post a thought.
Here you go. (The reason we have tooth picks is because of beavers.)
Think real hard now.. :D
Here you go. (The reason we have tooth picks is because of beavers.)
Think real hard now.. :D
# 1
er... Have you noticed how chickens have legs, breasts and wings, but not nuggets?
Miracle Blade 4: Gibs on touch.
# 2
My job $ucks and yet I get no physical satisfaction. :mad:
# 3
Wherever you go, there you are. :)
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
# 4
Wouldn't it be great if we used hot dogs for money?
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
My YouTube Profile
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# 5
The microwave was invented in 1945, yet to this day, no one of the face of the earth knows how to use it properly.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
Myspace
Myspace
# 6
Imm Onnneee Tokkkee Over The Liiiinnne Sweeeet Jeeesssuuuuus
One Toke Over The Liiiinnne
One Toke Over The Liiiinnne
# 7
A gun is a device used to change your enemy's mind....
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
# 8
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Originally Posted by: Jack HandeyIf trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
[FONT=Palatino Linotype]"Bust a nut!" - Dimebag
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]
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# 10
Originally Posted by: LeedoggHow do we prevent a civil war in someone else's country.This is a good one, How do we??
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
# 11
I can't answer it. Instead, I will sing the Erasure song "A little respect," and hope the problem disappears.
I tried to disCOVER!
A little something to MAKE me sweeter.
Oh baby refrain
from breakin my heaaaart
I tried to disCOVER!
A little something to MAKE me sweeter.
Oh baby refrain
from breakin my heaaaart
# 12
"normal" is just a word created by society to make peopel feel better about themselfs, and to set them appart from the people they don't want to be associated with...
# 13
I'll bet the couple with the 101 dalmations are wearing pigeon spikes on their legs by now.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 14
dude, the color red looks really cool when you have blue cellophane taped in front of your eyes...
# 15
[FONT=Garamond]For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. [/FONT]
Carl Sagan
Carl Sagan
Magicninja
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"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
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Guitar Tricks Moderator
"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
www.GuitarTricks.com - Home of Online Guitar Lessons
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# 17
"Oh mother, don't be so sentimental. People explode everyday." Monty Python. :D
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
# 18
Somebody should a write a self help book about curing someone's addiction to self help books.
It'll be called: "Shut Up and Stop Whining: How to do something with your life besides think about yourself."
Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)
It'll be called: "Shut Up and Stop Whining: How to do something with your life besides think about yourself."
Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)
Like a phoenix rising from the flames...
...so shall the epic journey unfold as we discover our ancient future and craft legends through fire and flight.
This is a night of trance...
...so shall the epic journey unfold as we discover our ancient future and craft legends through fire and flight.
This is a night of trance...
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