Pretty funny joke

Here's a funny joke I found on the internet:

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"

Any one else wanna share some jokes they like?

Thats a good one man. Enjoyed... :)

Great stuff!

oh man. Poor Ol' Fred. :D

I know some dirty jokes...



Two white horses fell in the mud! :eek:

An old man is sitting on the top of a hill with his grandson, looking out over the rolling fields.

Old Man: "You see all those fields lad? I ploughed all those fields myself, but they don't call me Fred the field plougher do they?"
Lad: "Nope....."
Old Man: "You see all those walls between the fields lad? I built all those walls with my bare hands, but they don't call me Fred the wall builder do they?"

"But just one sheep........"

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal." :eek:

I read this one on another forum today.


What has nine arms, and sucks?


>Def Leppard<

:D ... I like that one...

Originally Posted by: da_ardvarkI read this one on another forum today.


What has nine arms, and sucks?


>Def Leppard<

Hahahahaha... That is the funniest thing ever. Especially because my friend kinda likes them. :D

Originally Posted by: da_ardvarkI read this one on another forum today.


What has nine arms, and sucks?


>Def Leppard<

Bwwwaahahahahaha... Rep points for that one. Toooooo funny.