Anywho, I'm probably the biggest smartass here in the forums and I'll tell ya, I REALLY REALLY REAAAALLY bite my tongue (fingers) almost every day because I haven't been around long enough to bust balls. I actually like being a nicer guy, though, I feel like I'm a better person if I'm not constantly making wise-ass comments, even if it's funny... which is another passion of mine: being funny at someone else's expense. I enjoy this discussion board because it's always positive.
As for guitar, I suck, but I have a lot of fun playing. I've been playing for about a year and a half now and I play about an hour and a half every night, probably 4 hours each weekend.
I got married (second time 'round) two weeks ago today to someone who loves music as much as I do but doesn't play any instrument.