My own personal favorites:

Lindsay Lohan: After she appeared on Saturday Night Live way back I thought she was gonna be the next hug star... Then she went nuts and showed her fire crotch, partied every night, STD's her way to every guy she could spread her legs to, snorted coke and went into rehab and ...... totally lost all respect.

Paris Hilton. nuff said.. what a sleeze....

Hilary Duff.... ditto

Britanny Spears.... total train reck... bald head... married to Jason Alexander... 2 kids.... married to K-Fed.... trailer trash.... what a let down....

Any other 'star' who decided to lose weight and become rail thin....

Kirsty Alley... for becoming a blimp

Valerie Bertinellie for becoming a secondary blimp...

Anybody who gets plastic surgery to look better and turns out looking like Chuckie.....

Rosie Odonelll for being a tub of lard with a big loud mouth

Portia Derossie for destroying every males fantasy by going out with Ellen Degenerous.


If ya can think of any more lemme know.....