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hunter60
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hunter60
Humble student
Joined: 06/12/05
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04/05/2007 12:42 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeNah... young girls are into older guys. A lot of my friends in their 40's are going out with girls 20 years younger. Girls mature faster than guys and girls like a mature guy who knows what he wants in life rather than a 20 year old who acts like a dick.

Anyways... age shouldn't matter. Once you meet your soul mate, all that matters is that you can't live without each other and who cares what other people think.
Hell... my last girlfriend was 23 younger than me.
Back when I was 26 I was going out with a 38 year old with a 19 year old daughter. And my 21 year old brother was going out with her other 15 year old daughter. (which was kinda weird especially when we were making out in the living room and could hear them making out in the basement.)

The last girl I made out with was half my age and it didn't bother her a bit.
In fact it's kinda fun when you go out places and people assume she's your daughter. You pretend she's your kid and then freak people out by french necking. "this is my daughter Melinda..." and then you grab her ass and play tonsil hockey. totally freaks people out.

The other thing too is when you're playing with a band. The girls backstage don't care what age you are as long as they can brag that they made out with a band member.



Thanks Schmange. That's hilarious. I think with me, it's a perception thing. I'll go out to a bar and hang out for a while and meet an attractive woman. Buy a few drinks, chat it up, turn up the ol' Hunter charm (yes, it's true. I can be charming. It's not just a myth!) only to find out that when I do the math that I am technically old enough to be her Dad. Oh man. I usually walk out of there feeling like I need a shower and waiting for Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC to ambush me in the parking lot or something. Then those ugly thoughts start cruising through my head; maybe I dated her mother back in the day? Maybe we hooked up once back in the ol' better living through chemistry days...

Or worse. People try to set me up and I find out that the women they are setting me up with are GRANDMOTHERS! Nothing wrong with that, but c'mon, I'm only 46. I don't want to date a grandma yet. Dinner at Denny's at 4:30? Senior discount at the movies? Bingo night at the firehall? Road trips in the Buick to Branson, Missouri? Intimate evenings rubbing Ben-Gay into each others backs? UUUGH!

I want a hot little number. You know the type. The ones that make all the other people drop their drinks when you walk into a place. Okay, okay, maybe I'm over-reaching here but you know what I mean.

Now as far as the ladies enjoying spending time with a band member ... now that I know this, I may have to re-evaluate my stated aversion to ever playing out in a band situation. I mean, hey, if it'll help fill up my social calendar, why not?
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