Originally Posted by: MAVERIC777How about the one where a farmer dicided his rooster is getting old so he decided to bring in a young rooster for the hens. The young rooster walked up to the old rooster and said "look here old timer these hens are mine now so you need to just stay away from the hen house." Well the old rooster told him there where plenty of hens for the two of them and they could work something out. The young rooster wouldent hear it and demanded the hens was his. Well the old rooster decided to make a wager with young rooster. He said " I'll race you for the hens. The first one around the farmers house and back would be the winner and could have all the hens." Well the young rooster loved the idea and accepted. The young rooster being all cocky even agreed to give the old rooster a head start. Well the old rooster took off and was nearing the farm house when the young rooster finaly took off. The young rooster was gaining quick on the old timer. By the time they got at the back of the house the young rooster nearly had the old rooster cought. Well the farmer was sitting on the back poarch in his rocking chair when he seen the old rooster coming around the house in a dead sprint. Then he noticed the young ruster comming up behind the old rooster. In an instant the farmer swung aroung. Grabed his shotgun and shot and killed the young rooster dead in his tracks. The farmer sat back down and said out loud " i'll be damnded ..... thats the third gay rooster this month!"