Why does snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Having your arms torn off.
What has two legs and bleeds a whole lot?
half a dog
What is funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby wearing a clown costume
and one for Aschleman, and almost no one else.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a lion?
Mod Elephant, Mod Lion sin theta
and how about when you cross an Elephant with a mountain climber?
you cant, cos the mountain climber is a scalar.
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]