A woman with a low cut dress sits down at the bar and the bar tender tells her a joke an her boob pops out. the bar tender licks it off and puts it back in her dress after a while the bar tender tells her another joke and her boob pops out again. this time some other guy grabs her boob licks it off and she smacks the crap out of him! "Why did you do that? You let the bar tender do it!" And she said. "He has a liquor license you don't". :eek: