Though I completely dislike Paul Mooney as a comedian since 99% of his jokes are racist toward whites... not just making fun of whites for dancing and such... but literally racist. Anyway, he was on Letterman last night and I watched him just because I couldn't sleep and he had one joke that was actually funny...... but still obviously racist and stereotypical towards whites......... here it is anyway:

A white suburban family was throwing a birthday party for their son Tommy. When Tommy was asked what kind of cake he wanted he said "chocolate". So his mother prepared a chocolate cake for him... After he had blown out the candles and had his first piece of cake he had chocolate cake all over his face and he looked up and said to his mother "Look mom, I'm black!"... his mother smacked him and said "Never say that again in this house, now go tell your father what you just said."... Tommy went to his father and told him "Look dad, I'm Black!"... Tommy's father smacked him and said "Never let me hear you say that again in this house. Now go tell you Grandfather what you just said." Tommy went to his grandfather and said "Look Grandpa, I'm black!"... His Grandpa smacked him and said "Don't you ever say anything like that again. Now go see your mother." Tommy went back to his mother and she asked him "Now Tommy, what have you learned from this?" Tommy replied, "I learned that I've been black for 5 minutes and I already hate white people."