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And lo, from out of the darkness....
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I hardly ever do this, but.....lol.
Do you need a degree in Journalism to work for the Onion? Because I'm willing to devote four years of my life to something I find boring if it'll mean I get to write for the Onion at the end of it all.
Do you need a degree in Journalism to work for the Onion? Because I'm willing to devote four years of my life to something I find boring if it'll mean I get to write for the Onion at the end of it all.
# 2
absolute genius... :D
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# 3

"...proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine."
Lmao.
Lmao.
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# 4
Now that is some top notch writing! Hilarious!
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# 5
I loved this onion story:
[FONT=Times New Roman]CONGRESSMAN LETS HIS GUITAR DO THE TALKING[/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman]CONGRESSMAN LETS HIS GUITAR DO THE TALKING[/FONT]

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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# 7

"Before we shake Heaven and Earth with the vicious power of this riff, we of the High Council of Elders of the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock ask you: Are you about to rock?" AC/DC guitarist Angus Young said. "If so, we salute you."
= lol tenf'incharactersman
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