And lo, from out of the darkness....


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earthman buck
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Joined: 10/15/05
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I hardly ever do this, but.....lol.

Do you need a degree in Journalism to work for the Onion? Because I'm willing to devote four years of my life to something I find boring if it'll mean I get to write for the Onion at the end of it all.
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ren
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absolute genius... :D

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Akira
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"...proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine."

Lmao.
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hunter60
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Joined: 06/12/05
Posts: 1,579
Now that is some top notch writing! Hilarious!
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]
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iceandhotwax
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Posts: 126
oh man that is too funny
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Leedogg
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Posts: 2,809
I loved this onion story:



[FONT=Times New Roman]CONGRESSMAN LETS HIS GUITAR DO THE TALKING[/FONT]


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acapella
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Joined: 12/08/05
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"Before we shake Heaven and Earth with the vicious power of this riff, we of the High Council of Elders of the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock ask you: Are you about to rock?" AC/DC guitarist Angus Young said. "If so, we salute you."


= lol tenf'incharactersman
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