Do you need a degree in Journalism to work for the Onion? Because I'm willing to devote four years of my life to something I find boring if it'll mean I get to write for the Onion at the end of it all.
"Before we shake Heaven and Earth with the vicious power of this riff, we of the High Council of Elders of the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock ask you: Are you about to rock?" AC/DC guitarist Angus Young said. "If so, we salute you."
= lol tenf'incharactersman
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.