I recently wrote a rap about the Greasy Knots, just for kicks. I should be done recording it by tomorrow (today, if you wanna get technical), so expect a listening post link in the next coupla days!

[U]Greasy Rap[/U]

A-B-C-D-E-F-Greasy
Knots in the house gonna rock it so sweetly
hands in the air when the boys on stage
and it’s word to your mama like words on the page
of the lyrics sheet
that the boys done write
fly poetry
and it holds real tight
Yeah the boys be riffin’ like nobody’s bizness
Oh Greasy Knots you’re the top of the it-list

You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me

All the ladies be screamin’ when the show kicks off
and they go to bed dreamin’ ‘bout the Greasy Knots
and they still be sleepin’ when they get off. Uh.
With the guitar wailin’ like "la dee la"
and their jeans so ripped
and the drums so steady
and the bass so flippant
and the singer so sweaty
these Knotty boys are the fat of the land
and they rock more Greasy than last night’s ham

You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me
You could be Greasy, guh-reasy like me

(guitar outro)