Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence 'what are you doing Nancy?' he asked, 'my goldfish died' replied Nancy tearfully 'and i've just buried him' the neighbour laughed and condescendingly said 'thats a big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?' Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied 'that's because he's inside your f**king cat!'