Good Times


acapella
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02/12/2007 8:11 pm
so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
so he f**king KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there's this guy in there taking a ****
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to f**k him up... so i'd better hit him first'
so he f**king SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER


Good times
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earthman buck
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02/12/2007 8:13 pm
That makes me laugh my ass off every time I read it.

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02/12/2007 10:25 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckThat makes me laugh my ass off every time I read it.



Both are those are pretty funny.
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acapella
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02/13/2007 5:03 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggBoth are those are pretty funny.

Haha, the idea is that you click on the link, where you can read even more funny things!
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Jolly McJollyson
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02/13/2007 5:17 am
I have a couple friends up here that are ALWAYS quoting bash.org.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

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R. Shackleferd
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R. Shackleferd
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02/13/2007 5:59 am
I just happened across this one which had me laughing:
I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

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ren
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02/13/2007 11:42 am
:D ... there's a fair bit of quality comment on there. I like th guy who loses it with his computer because it won't read a disk, so throws it out of a 6th floor window.

When he recovers it, the disk isn't even in the drive.... :rolleyes:

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02/13/2007 7:07 pm
d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind


It's the simple things...

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