so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet all the stalls were occupied lol bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy so he f**king KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a **** hahahahahaha and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to f**k him up... so i'd better hit him first' so he f**king SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
Good times
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.