Here's what I suggested back on 21 February 2005:
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms][/font]
- ___ has hit rock bottom and started digging
- ___ is living proof that humans evolved from primitive life-forms.
- ___ draws attention purely out of morbid curiosity.
- ___ is disturbed and disturbing.
- ___ is merely OK, well, most of the time, sorta, y' think?
- ___ eventually gets it mostly right.
- ___ can recognise an oncoming train in time to jump off the tracks.
- ___ knows where to look for the answers.
- ___ gives straight goods, first time, every time.
I liked the "walking guitar encyclopaedia" bit that Jon proposed.