Oh man, that's hilarious! Wonderfully cynical and filled with skepticisim in the highest order! Of course, being a believer myself, I don't agree with it, but it still made me laugh. Thanks for the early morning chuckle. :) And no, I can't answer any of it. Of course, I'm not God. I'm just a human being filled with ... cynicism, skepticism and human frailties like everyone else.

One of the best parts of Christianity is the promise that when we get there, we have all of our questions answered and I have a few that I will ask the Big G.

1) Did Oswald act alone?

2) Were there really UFO's visiting us and if so, why?

3) Why did you make me love the guitar so much and give me such nominal ability? :D

Kinda looking forward to the answer to that one.

Again, thanks for the laugh.