Wow, aschleman. I really really liked this. Of all the songs of yours I've seen (pronounced: 'remembered'), I like this one the best.

My favourite lines:

He's bitter but at least he's not a liar

Me and Jack, one sweet ride
Miss East coast will be my bride

Eastbound in a left hand lane
Put your seat back Jack forget my name

Typically I would find a song about booze kinda hokey, but you pulled it off very nicely. High-five.