Well fellas, looks like I lied, and am bringing personal problems to GT for a last hurrah. This'll be the second, and hopefully last time I do this, haha.
So, I've been single for about, well, technically 9 months, but I was hooking up with this gorgeous girl until about 2 months ago. Since then I've had nothing. I mean, NOTHING. Anyhow, my best friend up here just started dating this chick that, up until now I thought was rather hot. That's not the problem, haha, I have strict rules for friends' girlfriends. I have supressed any attractions; she's now a Persona Non Nookie. But it's reminding me that I seriously need to go get some kind of action. This dry-spell is making me depressed.
Dry spell
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i wanna see some "jolly blues" lyrics :D
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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sex with random people is all good and fine until you get an STD and then you want to punch yourself in the face and make yourself ugly, or just randomly punch other people to make them ugly.
not to mention talking to doctors about what you specifically "did" and every other detail youd rather not go into. when drunk and in doubt, USE YOUR HAND. dont say i didnt warn ya.
not to mention talking to doctors about what you specifically "did" and every other detail youd rather not go into. when drunk and in doubt, USE YOUR HAND. dont say i didnt warn ya.
"the more you know, the less you know. I don't feel like i know shit anymore, but i love it."
-Mike Stern
PERSONAL WANKAGE
-Mike Stern
PERSONAL WANKAGE
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Originally Posted by: iihollyBad sex with a random person= poop on a stick.
Er.... only if you're doing it wrong.... :D
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Originally Posted by: renEr.... only if you're doing it wrong.... :D
Heh, I dunno. I wouldn't mind a little adventure on the backroads... If only I could find a woman who agreed...
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHeh, I dunno. I wouldn't mind a little adventure on the backroads... If only I could find a woman who agreed...
Well.... when I say 'wrong', I guess I mean 'the route less travelled'....
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I'm sorry Jolly...I really dont know what to tell you except to get out there and try...but then what did you expect us to tell you?
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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Originally Posted by: Andrew SaI'm sorry Jolly...I really dont know what to tell you except to get out there and try...but then what did you expect us to tell you?
Haha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.
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This seems like a weird thing to be so worried about. Not having sex for two months just doesn't qualify as "personal problem" to me. More like "matter of course".
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Yeah, don't you fret none. I don't see how the ladies could stay away from a funny, smart, guitar-playing dude like yourself.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHaha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.
I'm sure if you let the "funny guy" out all the ladies will get a good laugh. ;)
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Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'm sure if you let the "funny guy" out all the ladies will get a good laugh. ;)
But no one can laugh when her eye has been poked out!
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBut no one can laugh when her eye has been poked out!
:rolleyes: she only has one eye? ;)
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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Originally Posted by: silentmusic:rolleyes: she only has one eye? ;)
mmm...Jolly, I loooove youuuu!!
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Originally Posted by: schmange
mmm...Jolly, I loooove youuuu!!
She looks like Emperor Palpatine...
And now, young McJollyson....you will die.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHaha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.
Depends, I too am a funny guy, but it seems that until recently I was kinda " haha, thats so funny, I'm gonna bone your friend" kinda funny, which is the worst kind of funny.
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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Originally Posted by: Andrew SaDepends, I too am a funny guy, but it seems that until recently I was kinda " haha, thats so funny, I'm gonna bone your friend" kinda funny, which is the worst kind of funny.
I had the same problem for a long time. I was always Mr. Niceguy up until about 2 years ago. It's no fun ending up in the friend-zone... I always used my quit wits to be funny... now I use it to be an asshole... and ironically, that seems to get me farther..... Funny how those things work out like that.
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