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Charlie Rojik had a problem. And not a television sitcom sort of problem that can be solved in twenty-two minutes by a smiling, wise-cracking Dad in a mutli-colored sweater with a wise, chin-stroking platitude while tossing the football in the backyard. Nor was it the sort of problem that would wind up with him beaten, bruised and standing in a long line wearing prison orange. Well, not unless things went horribly wrong.
No. Charlie Rojik was in love. Again.
At thirty-three, Charlie had been in love precisely ten times; each time with a beautiful, talented, smart, stylish and fantastically built woman. Every one was perfect. Flawless examples of the thing, that one wonderful thing, that makes life worth living. And each and every one was the wife of another man. And number eleven was the same with one striking difference, thus the problem that faced Charlie that morning as he sat, squat and uninspired, in his little cubicle. Yes, he had indeed fallen in love with the wife of another man. Only this time, she had stepped from the fantasy and smack dab into the middle of his life. She had become real. She had moved from behind the shade of fantasy and flirtation, that little game that he played successfully for years to protect himself, and had taken form. It wasnāt supposed to be this way.
She wanted him.
He shook his head and tried to ignore the problem, playing ostrich. āIf I ignore this, itāll resolve itself. It always doesā¦ā he thought to himself. It was this coping technique that had served him well throughout his life. He ignored his fathers constant badgering to play football. Eventually his father quit asking. Since he could not decide what to major in college, he ignored the SATās and eventually his grades until the decision was made for him and he found himself sitting in a Community College classroom a month after graduating high school. He ignored his high school sweethearts, at first, veiled, and later, blatant, attempts to garner a commitment from him. She too eventually went away, married an orthodontist and now spends her days raising children in an upscale neighborhood. He ignored any thoughts of upward mobility and found himself now somewhat comfortable in this little cubicle, pushing papers from one side of his desk to another. It was a position barely above entry-level but it provided a living wage and for Charlie Rojik, that was good enough.
As he contemplated this, Cheryl sauntered by his cubicle, gave him a long look and a wink. Immediately, Charlieās problem was back and very real.
It had all been a game; nothing more than a harmless game of flirtation in the office. Nothing serious. But she had come to take his attention seriously. She told him things. Things about her husband, their lives together and how that togetherness was coming apart as they went along. She told him how she had never met a man she could talk to like Charlie. She went as far as to suggest dinners after work and thinly disguised āchanceā meetings on the weekends. It had taken on a life of itās own, this thing he created.
Throwing his attention into a huge, tedious file, Charlie tried to focus and force the day to pass quickly.
It didnāt.
Larry popped onto the stool next to Charlie and motioned for a drink. āWhatās with you? You look horrible.ā
Charlie smiled weakly. āIām in trouble.ā
āNow what?ā The irritation in Larryās voice was unmistakable. Having been Charlieās best friend since they were in the third grade, Larry had been there for most of Charlieās mistakes, miscues and idiotic moves.
āIām in love.ā
Larry took a long pull from his beer and offered āWell call in the National Guard. Oh yeah, I can see where that might make you look like youāre trying to swallow an egg.ā
āNo man, Iām serious. I think Iām in love.ā
āAnd?ā
Charlie rubbed his hands over his scalp, āAnd nothing.ā
āIt is a woman right? Or a man. I mean, it is 2006 and all that. Whatever. I mean, itās not a sofa or a sea bass or something, right?ā
āYes, itās a woman. A woman in my office. Cheryl. I think you met her last year at the ballgame.ā
Larry thought for a moment and said āNaw, I donāt think so. Whatever. So whatās the problem? You really enjoy this womanā¦I donāt see the downsideā¦oh wait a second. Let me guess, you did it again, didnāt you? Youāve fallen for a married woman and now you donāt know how youāll live with out her but you canāt have her ā¦blah, blah, blah. Am I right?ā
Charlie turned towards Larry. āThe problem is that she wants me.ā
āOh for crying out loud. Youāre quite the little science project, arenāt you? Tell me, do you have a team of therapists living in your basement or something?ā
Charlie motioned for another round. āNo. Iāve got you for therapy.ā
āWell,ā Larry shook his head, āIf thatās the case, I am going to start charging you.ā
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]