Hahaha. "Air Mail" is genius. "Warrior of the Bulge" is also pretty darn clever. I like "Linear Relationships" too, I just can't imagine it as a song (I also can't listen to it because myspace music never works for me :o ). However, purely as poetry I think it is good. The way you end each line with the same word reminds me of a song I wrote called "Atonal Din" in which I do the same thing.