wow thanks blues man. i never thought i'd be quoted for the dumb stuff i say.

theres some funny stuff ive seen on newspapers.

"is there a ring of debris around uranus?"
"Milk drinkers are turning to powder"
"Iraqi head seeks arms"

these are kinda funny cause they're so freakin obvious
stuff like:
"If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while"
"Cold wave linked to temperatures"
"Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say"

and my favorate...

"Man is fatally slain"