My mom- "are there puddles of goo on my floor that I don't know about?"
My sister- "are there puddles of goo on your floor that you DO know about?"
My friend Andrew says all kinds of random things, but it's hard to take them out of context, since they don't have one. Example:
"It can't be delightful because it's vegetation"
"I like these trees, but you can't climb down them. Because then you'd be descending."
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.