Things people say and do

Using that toolbar add-on Stumbleupon, I stumbled on this.
Haven't browsed through all of em yet, but courtroom and accident reports had me laughing.

i love stumbleupon.

seriously, it has to be one of the best time-waster/boredom-killers out there.

ha i love this one:

# Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
# Witness: "No."
# Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
# Witness: "No."
# Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
# Witness: "No."
# Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
# Witness: "No."
# Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
# Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
# Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
# Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Originally Posted by: AkiraThe excuse letters part is awesome.

Yeah, back in Jr. High I was an office aide and would file those excuses. There really are alot of dumb people.

oh geez i found another one...under 'the language barrier'...yep scroll down near the end...the one abt chopsticks...i rofl'ed