"First Time" w/ new G/F


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09/22/2006 5:48 pm
So she wants our first time to be somewhere unique and somewhat romantic. ( understandable ). I'm having trouble thinking of somewhere that is both unique/romantic and realistic. Gimme some ideas. Remember, has to be fairly realistic. Thanks guys.
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09/22/2006 5:58 pm
The bathroom at Denny's.

I dunno, what's around? Where'd you meet? What's she into?

Romantic means different things for different people. Thank God for most people I know thinking "romantic" means "dorm room."
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09/22/2006 6:03 pm
haha. well basically she does not want to do it on a bed because "everyone does it on a bed". She wants the first time to be different.

ex.she wants to do it in the car, but in the drivers seat because nobody does it in the drivers seat, lol.
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09/22/2006 6:12 pm
Originally Posted by: Tele Masterex.she wants to do it in the car, but in the drivers seat because nobody does it in the drivers seat, lol.

Sooo, her definition of romantic is the driver's seat.

Ok, let's work this out. She's definitely WAY more into unique than what you'd traditionally call "romantic." I'll tell you where no one does it: four-star restaurants. How to work that out is your problem, but that's both unique and traditionally romantic. Also way expensive, so perhaps not worth it. Let's try somewhere simply unique, and to do that let's eliminate deceptively unique places:

-The woods
-A field
-A library (especially a college library)
-A mountaintop (gag)
-France

Those are a few examples of places that aren't really unique, because that's where EVERYone goes to have a special/kinky sexual excursion.

I say a church. I say do it in a god damn church. That would be QUITE unique, unless you count pederast priests.
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09/22/2006 6:17 pm
She actually already said she'd like to do it in the confession booth.
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09/22/2006 6:18 pm
Originally Posted by: Tele MasterShe actually already said she'd like to do it in the confession booth.

Those are empty a LOT of the time. And man...that'd be hot...I need to find a catholic church in my town...
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09/22/2006 6:22 pm
haha....ya, that IS GOING TO BE HOT...she wants to do it, just not for the first time, haha. she also wants it on the roof of a building, pool, hot tub, while doing something somewhat illegal..shes crazy man..CRAZY..and i dig.
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09/22/2006 6:28 pm
Originally Posted by: Tele Master
ex.she wants to do it in the car, but in the drivers seat because nobody does it in the drivers seat, lol.


Correction... I do it in the driver's seat... well just once... i have a 1999 eclipse... it's not a big car at all... so you can imagine why i've only done it once in the drivers seat...

If she wants it to be unique and special... find a golf course and do it on one of the greens... and take the flag afterwards. Did that a couple times... it helped that I worked at the golf course all 4 years in high school... it funny to hear my boss say "damn it... those people stole the 11th green flag again!"
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09/22/2006 7:13 pm
I say do it in Wal-Mart. In one of the food aisles. Because that's funny. And illegal, which I take it she'd be into.
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09/22/2006 7:14 pm
How about...in...a toilet store. If such a thing exists.
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09/22/2006 10:29 pm
bring some blankets and climb on to the roof at wal-mart.
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09/22/2006 10:42 pm
up a tree, you know it is a great idea !
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09/22/2006 11:22 pm
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09/23/2006 12:38 am
A bit late in the year for some of these, but:

The rooftop walkway of the Rideau Centre.

On top of the grassy knoll in Major's Hill Park, overlooking the Princess Alexandria Bridge.

Champlain Lookout in the Gatineau Hills.

At the south end of the runway at Ottawa International Airport.

North shore of the Ottawa River, across from the Parliament buildings.

The gazebo at Dow's Lake.

And my personal fave:
The middle of the traffic circle in the Arboretum at the Experimental Farm.

Yeah, I used to live in Ottawa. :D
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09/23/2006 3:28 am
Originally Posted by: LordathestringsAnd my personal fave:
The middle of the traffic circle in the Arboretum at the Experimental Farm.

I find it absolutely hilarious that you've done it at a place called "the Experimental Farm."

:)
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09/23/2006 3:40 am
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Hey do you think we could have done that better
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09/23/2006 3:44 am
That traffic circle island is maybe 50 feet across, but there's just enough in the way of plants and such that drivers are unlikely to notice anything other than the road. And since Ontario drivers have no clue how to drive on a round-about, only the truly brain-dead would risk looking elsewhere.

BTW: the Experimental Farm is a working farm surrounded by urban Ottawa where scientists perform agricultural research. And loony citizens frollic in the shrubberies. :o
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09/23/2006 12:48 pm
I love how I know where all those places are...go Ottawa!


The traffic circle is a good idea. I'm liking that one.
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09/23/2006 6:42 pm
Keep your head down.

And don't wave. :cool:
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09/24/2006 8:08 am
sounds like the woman is already running the show! I'd guess that u couldnt care less where it goes down, right? Do you live near the ocean? chicks dig the ocean. or maybe a pool or hot tub? Theres a reason that sex occurs most in the bed...cuz it makes the most sense :p
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