Originally Posted by: earthman buckThis is for whoever it was that said they believed in every word of the Bible (I think it was ericthecableguy, but I can't be sure). I don't mean to insult your beliefs, and please forgive me if it seems like I'm doing that, but I have found some Bible verses I find to be hilarious, and I want to know what you think about them.
Leviticus 12:2-5
Leviticus 19:27-28
Deuteronomy 14:3-6
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Deuteronomy 22:5
Deuteronomy 23:1
And my personal favourite:
Deuteronomy 25:5-10
I'm really not trying to piss anyone off here, I just found all of these to be utterly strange and ridiculous.
Ya, I get how they sound funny, but these rules were for early pre-Jesus Jews. Ya they are funny now, but were obviously for a reason.
Kudo's to you for finding those verses. I haven't cracked the book in a long time. :o
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB